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		<title>Blog Fodder</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 15:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I recently received a magazine / journal that I subscribe to and I had to share the label it was addressed to: Now, who could this be from? My Men&#8217;s Health or Guitar World subscriptions? Oh no. That might &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/blog-fodder/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fun Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 15:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A kid wants to learn bass, but his dad isn&#8217;t too into it. Being a good dad, though, he gets the kid a bass and pre-pays six months of lessons. After the first lesson, the kid comes out and the &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/fun-story/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How (not) to play the bass:</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When doing spiccato, bounce your bow as high as possible &#8211; it&#8217;s impressive. Count rests out loud, that way people know that you can count. Don&#8217;t wait for the lower string tuning note. You&#8217;re better than that. Be sure to &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/how-not-to-play-the-bass/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>You Have a Nice Voice!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 07:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hilarious Video&#8230;Parody?</title>
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		<title>My All County Jazz Audition</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in high school I auditioned for the all county jazz band. I had prepared several scales and solos on my electric bass. There were 5 or so us going and after school us and our band teacher &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/my-all-county-jazz-audition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is that a plastic bass?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[During my first semester of undergrad I was asked to play bass in the pit orchestra for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I was even told there would be a bass there for me. Cool! &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/is-that-a-plastic-bass/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Doctoral Music Exam</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have 1 hour. 1. Explain the difference between sforza, sforzando, sforzata, and La Forza Del Destino. Be specific. 2. What is the diameter of the hole in the water key on your instrument? If your instrument does not have &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/doctoral-music-exam/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What did you name your instrument?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was teaching a string quartet class during a summer camp and had referred to my instrument by name &#8211; Giovanni. The kids looked at me with a quizzical and slightly condescending expression. &#8220;Oh come on!&#8221; I said. &#8220;Don&#8217;t look &#8230; <a href="http://petertambroni.com/mostlybass_wp/what-did-you-name-your-instrument/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Once upon a time&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 07:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[there was a bass player soooo bad, even the section noticed!]]></description>
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