How many bass player jokes are there?

One. The rest are true.

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3 Responses to How many bass player jokes are there?

  1. Harold Carr says:

    That’s like asking how many infinities are there? As Cantor proved – there are an infinite number of infinities. I’m sure the same is true for bass.

  2. Chris Strough says:

    Bass Players 23rd Psalm

    The Lord is my drummer, I shall not rush,
    He maketh me to layout in tasteful places,
    He leadeth me beside cool meter changes,
    He restoreth my “one.”
    Yeah, man, though I read through the
    trickiest of charts, I will fear no train wrecks,
    For you are with it.
    Your ride and your snare they comfort me,
    You setteth up a solo for me
    In the presence of mine guitarists,
    You anointeth my lines with drive,
    My groove overfloweth.
    Surely good feel and swing will follow me
    through all the tunes of each set,
    And I will dwell in the pocket
    the whole gig long.

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